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  • You think alkaline batteries were named for a Tiger outfielder


  • You knew who Alex Karras was before he played “Mongo” in Blazing Saddles


  • You elected Gerald R Ford to President of the United States


  • You can identify an Ohio accent


  • Owning a foreign car was a hanging offense in your hometown


  • The Big Mac is something you drive across


  • You believe “Down South” means Toledo


  • You bake with soda and drink pop


  • You know how to pronounce Mackinac


  • The word “Thumb” has a geographical rather than an anatomical meaning


  • You have experienced frostbite and sunburn in the same week


  • You expect Vernors when you order ginger ale


  • Your favorite holidays are Thanksgiving, Christmas and the Opening of Deer Season


  • As least one person in your family disowns you during the Michigan/Michigan State football game


  • Traveling coast to coast means driving from Port Huron to Muskegon


  • Half the change in your pocket is Canadian


  • You show people where you grew up by pointing to a spot on your right hand


  • At least half of your relatives work for the auto industry


  • Snow tires come standard on all your cars


  • Fudge and bicycles remind you of your honeymoon


  • You can name all five great lakes and point to their locations around your hands


  • You know that Pontiac and Cadillac are cities


  • You can actually pronounce Ypsilanti


  • You remember when the shortest distance between Milwuakee and Muskegon was a straight line


  • You know the Soo Locks do not refer to a girl’s hair


  • “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” is not just a song


  • ​Ya ain’t mutch if ya ain’t Dutch


  • Your spell checker flags 6 – 10 words in this page

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