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  • We’re not happy till you’re not happy. (FAA Denver FSDO) 


  • You can buy better, but you can’t pay more for it. (Rick Hosker)


  • In America, anyone can become president. That’s the risk you take.
    (A. Stevenson)


  • If you ain’t Dutch, you ain’t mutch. (Author Unknown)


  • Work, Exercise, Relax … Pick Two (Life after a heart attack)


  • Don’t force it, get a bigger hammer. (Author Unknown)


  • If a litte bit is good, too much is just right. (Jim Green)


  • Jan:  The trees seem a lot prettier this year.  
    Ken:  That’s because we don’t have to rake them.


  • It sure makes for a long day when you get to work on-time. (Bill Shepard)


  • Ba-da-dum !

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