• We’re not happy till you’re not happy. (FAA Denver FSDO) 

  • You can buy better, but you can’t pay more for it. (Rick Hosker)

  • In America, anyone can become president. That’s the risk you take.
    (A. Stevenson)

  • If you ain’t Dutch, you ain’t mutch. (Author Unknown)

  • Work, Exercise, Relax … Pick Two (Life after a heart attack)

  • Don’t force it, get a bigger hammer. (Author Unknown)

  • If a litte bit is good, too much is just right. (Jim Green)

  • Jan:  The trees seem a lot prettier this year.  
    Ken:  That’s because we don’t have to rake them.

  • It sure makes for a long day when you get to work on-time. (Bill Shepard)

  • Ba-da-dum !

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