One day ima go to New York to a bigga hotel.  I go down to eat soma breakfast.  I tell the waitress I wanna two piss toast.  She branga me only wona piss.  I tell her I wanna two piss, she say go to the toilet, I say you no understand.  I wanna two piss on my plate. She say you better not piss on the plate you sonna ma Bitch!  I don’t even know the lady and she calla me sonna Ma Bitch.

Later, I go to eat soma lunch at Emma’s Restaurant, the waitress bringa me a spoon ana knife, but no fock.  I tella her I wanna fock.  She tallsa me everybody wanna fock.  I tella her, you no understand, I wanna fock on the table.  She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna Ma Bitch.  I don’t even know the lady and she calla me sonna ma Bitch.

So I go back to my room inna hotel, an there’s no sheet on my bed.  I calla the manager ana tell him I wanna sheet.  He tells me to go to the toilet, So I say you no understand, I wanna sheet on the bed.  He say you better not sheet on the bed, you sonna Ma Bitch.  I don’t even know the man ana he call me sonna Ma Bitch.

I go to check out and the man at the desk, he say peace to you.  I say piss onna you too, you sonna Ma Bitch.

​I go back to Italy!!

The Italian Who Went to New York

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